Finally, FINALLY, a piano will be mine.
Digital, mind, but nevertheless, a glorious box of tinkly goodness will soon fall into my clutching, desperate paws.
I guess the advantage of it being digital is that you can practice quietly, or with headphones. Not just like "LOUDNESS". And the pedals mean I can finally express everything, so Butterflies and Hurricanes will sound beautiful, and not just jagged, disjointed arpeggios.
I'M WAFFLING ON A BIT.

Do keyboards even exist?
Stupid things.
There isn't even a sustain pedal.
So you have to either play everything like:
Duh Duh Duh
Or:
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddduduudududhdhddhdduddudududhddududududh
And it ALL clashes.
Because the sustain setting on Keyboards are too sustainy.
Grr.
Piano.
Someone buy me a piano.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF POO